best. website. ever.

This website makes me laugh so much!

Do yourself a favor and make yourself smile today, go to MLIA.

Here are some good ones:

-Today I was eating an ice cream cone in one hand and texting with the other. Thinking I was cool for multitasking, as I walked down a flight a stairs on campus, I licked my phone. MLIA-

-Today, my dad and I were stopped for a routine ride check for alcohol. When the police officer walked over to our car, he tripped and dropped his flashlight. My dad asked him if he'd been drinking. MLIA-

-During our first lab in my Honors Chem class, my teacher asked me to flip a switch to turn on the fans. There was only one there, but as I flipped it he looked terrified and shouted, "No!! Not that one!!" I turned it off and jumped backwards, scared I just blew up the school, and the entire class turned to stare at me. After a second he added, "No I'm totally kidding. That's right," and continued doing his work normally. Hello, favorite teacher. MLIA.-