oops...

John and I got in trouble.

S walked in and stood like this for a few minutes without saying a word. just staring. we tried so hard not to laugh. finally she said "you left me alone in the kitchen!" oops! sorry sweetie!

thanks erin and cliff..

i can't get this out of my head...

pure awesomeness!

so i was reading MLIA and i saw this.....

-Last night, while sleeping, I felt my hand land on someone else's. I freaked out, thrashing about in my bed, until I realized that my right hand had fallen asleep, and that I was holding hands with myself. MLIA-

....this just happened to me the other day!! except i pulled my hand out from under the pillow and the numb hand hit me in the face. :D

best. website. ever.

This website makes me laugh so much!

Do yourself a favor and make yourself smile today, go to MLIA.

Here are some good ones:

-Today I was eating an ice cream cone in one hand and texting with the other. Thinking I was cool for multitasking, as I walked down a flight a stairs on campus, I licked my phone. MLIA-

-Today, my dad and I were stopped for a routine ride check for alcohol. When the police officer walked over to our car, he tripped and dropped his flashlight. My dad asked him if he'd been drinking. MLIA-

-During our first lab in my Honors Chem class, my teacher asked me to flip a switch to turn on the fans. There was only one there, but as I flipped it he looked terrified and shouted, "No!! Not that one!!" I turned it off and jumped backwards, scared I just blew up the school, and the entire class turned to stare at me. After a second he added, "No I'm totally kidding. That's right," and continued doing his work normally. Hello, favorite teacher. MLIA.-

can you hear me now?

So there we were eating our chicken tenders and I look over at the little one and I see her holding her chicken up to her head...

"Scarlette, why are you holding your chicken to your head?"

"I'm talking to daddy."

"....on your chicken?"

"yes."

".......... okay....."

I think she misses her daddy.

dear ol' marge

Ok, first off, I decided not to do the month long tribute to myself. I figured that was kinda vain, and also I didn't think I was interesting enough to fill up a month of posts.. okok, I think I'm that interesting, but maybe you don't ANNYways...on to the real post..

So we all know who this is....


(If you don't, where have you been the last 20 years!!! literally, they have been around for 20 years!! crazy). And we all know that sound she makes. You know the one I'm talking about. The weird grunt thing she does when she doesn't like the way something is going. So my mom does that sound. We all laugh about how Mom sounds like Marge. Guess who does it now... yup, that's right.. Scarlette!! it's true. thanks mom. :)

baby mommy...

If you have read Twilight (and liked it) and then read the blog i told you about, then you will get this....

Scarlette's version of "pocket edward"





She took "baby mommy" (because its small but also a mommy) on a ride around the balcony. She thought it was so much fun. This was not set up. I promise.

who needs sarah palin....

when you got Grandma!


disclaimer: i do like sarah palin... don't get me wrong.